The thick and thin

That's right. It's a dog eat dog world out here in New Zealand. The competition is tough to be allowed to stay, and the expectations are extremely high. If you are too fat, your face is too round or you skin is the wrong colour.... that's right, you're gone. No chance. If there isn't enough room and you're in the way, you have to go. If you've got a big nose or any type of scarring, don't even think about trying to survive here. God forbid you have any deformities such as a siamese twin or a misshaped appendage. There is no room for the imperfect here.

That's right. Be wary 'hairy berries', we, the kiwi pickers of New Zealand lack compassion and empathy. We will not be lenient with any of you or your friends. Beware our power to snare and remove!

*insert impending doom march here*